My brothers are my best friends. I don’t whine. My favorite drink is tomato juice. Gladiator is my favorite movie and it should be yours, too. I can run a mile in about six minutes. I am 100% Sicilian and I will fight you to the death if you say Italians and Sicilians are the same. My father owns a pizzeria and it is across the street from my former high school. I have freckles, which is strange for Sicilians, and I don’t wear make up because it makes me look different (and I don’t know how to put it on). I share a birthday with Jeffrey Dahmer, but my mom tells me not to tell people that. I am on the zodiacal cusp, between a Gemini and a Taurus; I don’t care much for that business, but those intrigued by astrology say I am an exact definition of my astrological signs. I tell people that I am lactose intolerant. Golfing is my yoga. I can’t call a place home unless my family sleeps there, too. My grandma’s name is Phyllis and she is the sparkplug that everyone says I take after.
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